tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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(Source: tatehorror, via girouxtiful)

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(via loki-stole-steve)

evannaleraven-elf:

An elf walks into a bar,
A hobbit laughs and walks under it.

(via loki-stole-steve)

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

(Source: tanakas-moved, via wholetjackdrive)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via crowleys-hellh0unds)

transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

(Source: wsabe, via destructionpunch)